I got chris browned last night
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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