Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
