theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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