i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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