You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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