can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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