The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You can't motorboat a personality
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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