just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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