nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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