I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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