Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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