If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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