I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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