Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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