i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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