That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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