I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Terrible idea I love it
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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