I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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