He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I have fence marks all over my body
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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