dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just made out with a guy for $7.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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