grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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