Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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