'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
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i now understand why vodka
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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