She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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