He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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