"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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