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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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