We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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