Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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