So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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