Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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