You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...