I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.