your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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