I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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