Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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