When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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