The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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