God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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