And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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