Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
false alarm. still invincible.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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