just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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