And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
