how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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