Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
no you cant smoke seaweed
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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