we're blogging at a bar
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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