How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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