I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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