Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize