as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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