im drinking this country out of the recession.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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