why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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