what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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