I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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